Today, for your delectation, DIYGamer presents Hatoful Boyfriend, the heartwarming tale of a young human girl looking for love in all the wrong places. To be specific, St. PigeoNation’s institute for talented birds. No, you’re not in the middle of a fever dream. This is real. You might have heard of this completely barmy dating sim/visual novel elsewhere, but today is especially special. The English translation patch has just been released. Y’know. In case you wanted to date a handsome pigeon or two. I mean, how can you resist such graceful head-bobbing?