Zombie Cow Studios has released a trailer for their upcoming educationally icky shooter Privates.

Players become heroes with condoms for hats exploring the orifices and innards of those nasty STI-carrying teens. Blasting away viruses and other grossness as janitors of the genitals in an apparent effort to give these misguided adolescents a second chance at a clean crotch.

Funded by UK TV station Channel 4 (OMG NAUGHT INDE1!1) Privates will receive a free PC release this summer from the channel’s website. Zombie Cow is also prepping Privates for the Xbox 360′s Indie Games channel, which in their words “will probably cost a little bit of money” for interested parties.