Everybody’s favorite indie game studio, Zombie Cow (developers of Ben There, Dan That and Time Gentlemen, Please), has officially announced their next game this morning in a, seemingly, innocent twin stick shooter. I say seemingly because, well, it’s actually a batshit insane concept that makes it fairly, shall we say, adult.

Privates is a new twin stick shooter where you lead a microscopic gang of condom-hatted (that means they where a hat, they don’t hate) marines into various people’s vaginas and “bottoms” (the other end) to kill and destroy any monsters that are within, cause, you know, people are just full of germs.

The game has five levels with some supposedly spectacularly detailed 3D landscapes. Although, I do hope it’s not too detailed. I mean, the game takes place inside human’s errr special areas. There’s some stuff that’s meant to be left unseen, if you know what I’m saying.

I suppose the best part about this game, is not the concept or the fact that it’s a twin stick shooter (which are always fun) but the fact that the game will come with a fully-voiced comedy script. Anybody whose played either of the duo’s adventure titles can attest to the hilarity. Make no mistakes, these guys are very funny and I’m positive that Privates will be equally as funny, if not more.

The PC game will be available for download this summer, for free. The Xbox version will also be released this summer, but will cost money, unfortunately, but that’s just how the Xbox rolls.

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